comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

honestly Martha gets more lovely every episode like most 17-18 year olds are pretty awful yeah but nah she seems alright go her

haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

lawebloca:

Cat plays on iPad  ** video **

orangeitnblack:

i need to know the pork chop story

like i watch and have watched so god damn many TV shows like especially sitcoms yeah but literally none of them are funnier than It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia like it just straight up IS the funniest show in the world I’m sorry

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

RT if you a Catfish

undefinedarchetype:

best six second exchange i have ever seen in my life